A funny thing happened when I got home last night.
You’re gonna love this, I can see you laughing and saying “You silly Bugger” Ha Ha Ha! My foot accidentally slipped off the brake pedal and jammed down on the accelerator as I was coming up the driveway.
I’m really sorry, but I know you will find forgiveness in your heart. If you need me, I have spent the night outside the Naval Recruiting office and I’ll be home in about 6 years.
Your Son, David